A: It had 24 carrots.
Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
A: A turkey that can pluck itself!
Q: What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it?
A: Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all
Q: Who dosent eat on Thanksgiving?
A: A turkey because it is always stuffed.
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